and explain how you would kill a zombie with it.

Mines a wall. I guess I would smash a zombies head in with it.

hmm.. a chair.

I would tie them to the chair and spin them around until there head exploded. Mwahahaha. Mine would probably explode first.

A Hellboy II statute that i paid $800.00 dollars for... Yeah i ain't goin' to kill a zombie with that...

EDIT: Shouldn't this thread be in General discussion? what's this got to do with Dead Rising 2?

EDIT: This thread has been moved to General discussion.

The zombie eats Frankies brain. Good Job Frankie now you can't even enjoy your over priced statue.

I don't honestly know I wasn't really thinking.

probably right. (frowns at RATC) bad dog. very bad.

I would rather kill myself then kill a zombie with my $800.00 dollar statue... Fuck that.

EDIT: Nvm, some clever mod moved the topic.

Yeah, i'm thinking it was stuart... Sneaky little zombie he is.

Frankie just insure the statue with zombie insurance... wait theres no such thing? Oh that insurance agent is gonna get fucked up. He has been jewing me out of 500$ a month for the past 3 years. I'm gonna go to his house and tear his fucking legs off and eat his arms. I will then beat him to death with Frankies statue. (Don't worry I'll have Charles get you a new one.)

Ratc, youre getting dangerously close to 1000 posts....

Damn straight you better.

I know I am and then we will rule all as being the only two with 1,000 posts. Frankie do you have the Taz the tasmanian devil because your from tasmania?

I sure do.

thats clever. I kicked the chair out of my way next to me so now it is.... a desk.

hmmm... I would stick the zombies head in the drawer and smash it repeatedly.

Okay that means you can end an argument for me. Do Zebras live in Australia?

Of course they dont you homo.

Anybody should know that. Am i right Frankie?

No, Zebras live in Africa.

EDIT: Haven't you guys watched Madagascar before?

Just like i said in my post

What!!?? I thought zebras lived in both places!!!!!!! You are obviously in cahoots with my Life Science teacher. You fraud.

Oh and your statue will be there in 4-6 buisness minutes.

Its saturday you homo.

EDIT... Nothing to see here... move along.

Thanks for calling me a dick I will now go and cry myself to sleep with a tub of cookies and cream ice cream. Well are there any in zoos?

Also its Wedensday not Saturday.

I called you a homo!

I dont know what time zone your in but its saturday here you homo.

Of course theres some in zoos you homo.

Hey Frankie, one question. Do you have walruses in australia?

Lamp.... I would bend the neck around the zombie's neck then turn on the lamp and leave for about an hour. When i return the light would be hot and i would burn the zombies eyes out.
Good ol' fun right there!

I don't have a clue what time zones both of you are in but over here it's Thursday.

Answer my question Frankie

So there are zebras living in zoos in australia which means I'm right there are zebras in australia. My time zone is only an hour or two ahead of yours. Its wedensday check a calendar. July 29th wedensday.

Where are you from? I live in Poland, remember? Anyways,my cat is laying on the chair next to me. My cat is vicious, so it would claw a zombies eyes out then eat its brains like stir-fry.

Answer the freakin question frankie.

No. - Click The Link If Your Dumb
yeah i would suggest you click that link.

Tempting to click.... but whats in it for me

I had to click it I couldn't resist. It's a wikipedia article on waleruses. I think hes mad because of our jokes.

I also learned that the Walrus is part of a super family.

A flight to go back to your own country. Lol kidding. Anyway we should really get back on topic now...

No i ain't mad lol, stop taking it all so seriously.

Quote:

The walrus (Odobenus rosmarus) is a large flippered marine mammal with a discontinuous circumpolar distribution in the Indian Ocean and Australian seas of the Southern Hemisphere.

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I rest my case.

Ha!, ya' past the stupid test.

Back on topic: I looked to my right and i see a fish tank hmmm...

Quote:


Zebras live in Australia. TRATC was right and Mr. Voglewede (his science teacher.) was wrong. They live every where in Australia except where Frankie lives because he does not believe that they exist and he must believe to see them. In fact there is one right next to him but he can't see it because he does not believe in it. His mom is actually a zebra but he can't see that because he doesn't believe. The zebra is in fact right now licking his over priced Hellboy statue.

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I rest my case.

ah, i need to go rearrange the furniture in my house. (puts a sticky note on the chair next to him)

A sticky note. The most deadly weapon of any zombie hunter. I would obviously decapitate him by throwing it like a bommerang.

Ah of course.

A tv.... I would take the tv and cut a hole in the bottom and place it on a zombies head. After i got bored of watching the zombie try to bite the glass i would change the channel and its head would disappear! Bye Bye zombie!!

A nickelback poster. Hmmmmm

we just found our next DR weapon.

Patent Pending!! i call it it's mine you can't have it its mine mine mine mine mine! *6 year old screaming tantrum*

Ahhhhhh a temper tantrum RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's all bullshit what i said... Go look it up yourself.

LOUD NOISES!!!!!

sup dudes and dudettes(RATC). I just got a patent on a new way to kill zombies with a TV.

*Gets the 6 year old child and throws it into a pack of zombies*.

"Teach you to make loud noises".

hey wait, i need that guy to make more brilliant ideas so i can patent them before he can.

(retrieves the 6 year old)

*hatred*