Ok so for this it will be a direct sequel to the last one. You can pick your original character or a different one. You can pick a weapon from another game also this time. I will be Mindy with a Ithica

ok vully ile join as ray with a microwave emmiter[fallout 3] also do we pick a store again?. also my computer needs to be fixed so ile be off for a while

i will join as carlito again and i will have a lancer from gears of war

Burt with shotgun you know the drill.

I'm guessing I should sign Jack up with his sniper.

You'd better be writing that chapter Vully.

Later

im back. Hmmm... (thinks of all the ways he could super-god mod exploit all the super weapons of video games) Na, ill play fair with a real weapon. I choose Jack, with this

http://www.vincelewis.net/20mm.html

Heres a pic of the ammo, i want HEI (high explosive incendiary) ammo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:50BMG_size_comparison.JPG

Its the big blue one.

Heres some more info

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denel_NTW-20


Hmm... Used for taking out Tanks. Oh well, it looks like an ultimate zombie killing weapon. Blow em up, catch em on fire and blow there brains out all in one shot. And its real! So i choose Jack with a Denel NTW-20.

Wow I'm the only one using an actual DR weapon.

Hey at least mine is real . You should be happy i didnt choose something a lot deadlier. I will have you know that i am polish and personally own one of these, that is why i am using it.

Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Yes, now you know i am a polish-american. You have revealed my darkest secret.

Be back in a half hour. Start it without me.

You'd better be back here in a 1/2 hour or I'll go tell Barack Obama about your terrorist plot.

Exactly on time.

EDIT: Crud. One minute late. It was 2:50 when i posted. Oh well, ill just have to assasinate him before word gets out.

Wow here its 8:51 there its only 2:51? Thats crazy.

here its 7:51. hooray for california.

Wow at that time I was eating Chili and Grilled Cheese.

I hate chili. Lets start the RPG without Vully.

Okay. Thats gonna be kinda hard since I'm trapped with a character controlled by him. You start.

I shall be Jonathan Picardsen with a cactus!

Isnt it obvious?

"Just a sec burt. I told one of the PMC operators to drop in a tank." (runs outside and sees a tank sitting there and hops in) "say hello to my little friend." (blasts a group of 50 zombies, then drives over to the wall and blasts it at point blank. Shrapnel shreds the tank treads, but a hole is blown in the wall big enough for a person to fit through.

good weapon choice. Any game, any weapon, but a cactus.

"Thank you Jack. Should we bring along Mindy? She's kinda upset her kid is actually dead and the one we saw was a guy in a mask. Which honestly I could of told her I just thought she already knew. I mean he had a beard for god sakes."

I loled when he said cactus.

"na, lets go and burn down the mall like vandals since were leaving. I made a pipe bomb and they air dropped a bunch of grenades and incendiary bombs. Lets burn a bunch of stores and blow stuff up.

"Yeah!!!!" Grabs a gernade and throws it through one of the many windows. "What a rush!!!" Pulls out a wakie talkie. "PMC you should probably get all the survivors out of here since were burning down the mall.

Don't bad mouth my cactus... or i will prick you with it!

"na, unimportant." They arrive in north plaza. "lets go burn down the hunting shack" Jack walks in but quickly dodges out of the way from a guy that ran out of the store swinging a cactus. "who are you, and why are you holding a cactus?" Jack asks


I introd you Candadion shoe.

you said prick.

"What the hell is he doing? I'll go show him a real weapon." walks up to the man. "Nice cactus want to see a real weapon?" Shows him his shotgun. "With this you can blow peoples heads off. With yours you can prick zombies."

John darts to the nearest corner refusing to answer Jack. He then crouches down hiding behind the cactus chanting "you cant see me, you can't see me"

"hmm.. whered he go Burt? I cant see him anywhere. I do like that talking cactus though. it sure adds some contrast to that bleak store." Jack looks around again, unabl to find John.

Im just gonna call you john from now on because im too lazy to right johnathan. i might call you johnnie too.

Dont continue this story I am in the process of writing the chapter

Ya thats cool i'll probably do that too, because i hate to type out longish names.

when will it be done? be4 two hours? plz?

Are you just gonna ignore this little escapade?

"Hello talking cactus how do you do. And yes Mr. Cactus I can see you. Have you seen Jon anywhere?

...... *pokes head out* "nope" *hides "maybe a pie would help jog my memory"

In 5-10 min. By the way is anyone going to see the movie 'The Collector' this friday?

"hmm.." Jack looks inside and sees a dead corpse of cletus and gasps. "Burt, make sure that cactus doesnt leave. He is the sole witness to a murder. Interrogate him Burt. Ill keep the area secured so the killer does not try and kill the only witness" takes out his gun and checks around.

Nah I never get to see any new movies, i live in a town at the top of an island so we don't have a movie theater that plays new movies. Also this friday i have the last day of my soccer camp!

I might looks pretty good.

"So Mr. Cactus who did it? Was it the talking hat monster? Was it Jigsaw? Was it my mother? Or was it in fact Jon? I know it wasn't you even though he is filled with Cactus spineys. SO WHO DID IT!!!!!!!

Burt tried kicking the door open but it didn’t work. He took out his cell phone. There was no signal. He saw a note on the floor. He picked it up and read it. ‘Follow the line’ it said. Burt saw a green line on the floor. He followed it to the elevator. Burt took the elevator to the upstairs. He went through the vents into the security room. When he jumped down he scanned the area for any cultists. Mindy woke up in Daniels arms. She quickly closed her eyes pretending to be asleep. She all of a sudden took the knife she had in her pocket and stabbed him in the leg. “Agh!” He yelled. He fell on the ground limping. Mindy took his gun and aimed it at him. “Where the hell is my son!” She yelled. “He’s dead Mindy.” Daniel said. He smiled and punches her in the face. Burt saw this happening and jumped down from the top floor. He shot Daniel 3 times in the chest. He fell on the ground dead. “Are you ok Mindy? Where’s ben?” Burt asked. “He’s….he was an adult the entire time. It wasn’t Ben it was someone else.” Mindy said crying.
All of a sudden a helicopter appeared in the parking lot. Jack was the pilot in it. “We had to come pick you guys up.” Jack said. They got in the helicopter and flew away. They were over the town. “So we basiclly found a military outpost and they gave us this helicopter to pick you guys up.” Jack said. They were almost out of the town. All of a sudden the Hunter jumped on the helicopter. “Were going out of control!” Jack yelled. The Hunter ripped off the rotor wing. They crashed in the ground of the town. The Hellicopter caught fire. Burt got out of the helicopter. He helped everyone get out. They ran away as the helicopter exploded. “What are we going to do now?” Mindy said. Zombies were coming toward them. “Into that department store!” Burt yelled. They entered the store and shut the doors behind them. Outside the hunter was on top of a building.
He took off his mask to breath. “You have to stop this!” The hunter yelled at himself. He screamed in confusion. He then stopped screaming and smiled. “They shall be dead soon.” He said. Burt saw a guy holding a cactus. “Get Back!” He yelled at them. “Woah were normal.” Burt said. “Oh sorry my names Jonathan.” John said. Mindy looked around to make sure everything was secure. “Well I guess were trapped here.” Mindy said.




Just so you know I ignored everything you posted before srry.

*gasp*

How could you.

"John why do you have a cactus?" He walks up some stairs and finds a bathroom. "Ohh yeah that feels so good. Haven't done that since this whole disaster started." He goes back down stairs. "So what the fuck are we gonna do now?

Just realized everyone here has a steel bladder.

"Lets throw a party." Mindy said.

John grabs a big fluffy hat from a near by hat rack and starts dancing very badly.

"Oh yeah." Throws on a CD of a guy screaming "Its peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time. Where ya at where ya at where ya at where ya at. Lets tango tango tango tango. Peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly with the baseball bat." "Jack get the booze."

Mindys son is dead and she wants to party and that John started dancing before I turned on the music... with his cactus!!!

Hooray! RPG parties are the best ever.

Jack decides to play a prank on a random person. He walks into the back of the security room, find sthe medicine cabinet and gets some of that medicine that makes you throw up. He mixes it with one of the beers then closes his eyes and spins them around so he doesnt know which is which. He then takes out his beer, which he did not include in the spin and dents the cap so he can recognize it and not get the sick drink. He walks out, hands everyone a beer and tells them that one of there four drinks will make them throw up. He takes the dented topped one, pops the cap and takes a sip, laughing to himself and watching as everyone drinks there beers.

John stops right before taking a drink, and used the beer to water his cactus. " it looked thirsty" he said as others stared at him.

Mindy took a beer out of a case. She drunk it down fully. She started to cry in the corner about her son. She had to forget about him.

"Ahh cheers Jack." He shotguns it. "I'm safe." He then goes and gets another beer this one a Budlight Lime instead of a Miller Light. "Ahh Bud Light its the most american thing out there. Its like watching a baseball game played by hot bikini clad girls next to a ranch while shooting off guns eating a hot dog... with lime."