CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE SAY yay

personally im going to go see it

I fucking despise Twatlight. There is nothing I hate more in the movie area right now than that goddamn piece of shit franchise. Anyone who knows me in real life and on other sites knows that It's my most despised movie franchise ever. My avi is pretty much what I look like when I see a Twilight commercial on tv.

Also didn't help when it won every award on the MTV movie awards, even though MTV is garbage anyway.

Twilight is a fine example how the movie industry is going to hell. The Twilight series is just shit, feeding off little girls fantasys of seeing some vampire dude sucking off a werewolf. And put up a poll saying
FUCK NO WHO THE HELL WANTS TO SEE THIS SHIT ...... OR
NOT IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT
WTF I HAVE A BALLSACK
SURE, IF IT GETS ME LAID TONIGHT
SURE, IF YOU WANT ME TO CUT OFF MY DICK AND CHANGE MY NAME TO SALLY

BlarrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggHrrggggggggggggggggggg...

I'm sorry I just finished throwing up, oh wait...

HrrrrrHggggBlaaaaaafffffffaaaLAAAGrrrrraBlaaaaaaaa...

Twilight = gay sparkling vampires even thinking about it ma BLAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGhhHhhHggggGGGGGGGGGGGG... Oh god the thought alon BLLLLLARRRRGHHHHHhhhhHHHhh blaaaafghhhhhaalaaaagggggblaaAAAAAA :{}

If you want to see an awesome zombie movie then check this out
BTW Zombies > Vampires anyone else agree

Zombies way better

Although you ARE asking in a zombie based forum lol..

anything is better then twilight!

you know what was the worst parts?
here's few:

bella's acting didn't help the movie, people who watched it (and 99% became vampires) didn't feel the characters trouble she was going through, it was just a girl who does a lot of pauses and blink in a rapid speed, he looks shy and never really act, and when she does act, she acts poorly.

edward is a fag, we all know that. but why do we call him a fag? ever since the word "newfag" was used on boards and 4chan it has lost it's meaning, so we almost only use it to pint out thing/people who doesn't belong in the world, edward is bland, like bella, but doesn't blink very fans, bt he does a lot of pauses during lines,even in the middle of the lines. why do we hate him so much, mostly because he turned the entire vampire story to shit! here's the reasons:

1: he's a vegetarian, but he's also a vampire, those thing to not mix, in old storys about vampires it is clear that vamipres needs human blood to survive, and they can't be in the sunlight, cause it's their weakness. turning edward into a vegetarian was a big mistake, simply he and his family ruined the whole vamire storys!

2: he sparkels, i don't need to comment on this stupidity from that one scene edward breaks the law of fantasy and just ripps them in pieces and throws them in the lava.

3: what to you call a guy who is bland and speaks with no words comming out if his mouth? again, edward is bland, by that, he has no facial exprecion on his face, he barely smiles, he doesn't even more his eyebrows, he barely moves his face!

4: everytime he talks to bella, it's always the same thing. it's either a) talking mumbly, oddly, staggeringly jonas brother type emo shit. or whines ans whines that he can't read her fucking mind, i guess she used axe body spray, anti_vampireFail protection!

the werewolfs, we'ren even that scary, n the firm shot-on-shittio film, th vampires we're more calm, but evil, but the costumes they we're wearing makes them just look ridiculous, they look like circus freaks, so for me, it was hard to take them serious most of the shitfilm

the werewolfs in the second one, is gay, this is not just the muffins and the tikle fights, it's really gay, not just calling them that because i want to, they really are homosexual, even the weewolf that bella wanted to get a motorcycle fixed (forgod his name... good) didn't even like her, the only reason he was in the film was to get all those 12 year old female virgins and 80 year old mothers to get horny. i can understand that, girls need love to, they watch porn... or not. but unless calling a woman getting toppless is lesbian, then it's false, unless the woman IS a lesbian, then it makes sence, but when calling that werewold faggot a faggot, that makes sence! because he clearly doesn't like bella and wants to hang around with his "friends"

"he is an abominations to all of us native americans!!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" ~ PhantomSavage

My GF Wants We To Go
Should I Go or Hang Out With my freinds




Twilght Fans





zombies







See The Similarites

the zombies are more firendly!

the girls will ripp your brains out if you say the shitfilms sucks!

Lol so true.

Yeah,I Heard That a Kid In LA Almost Got Beaten to death for saying that

lmfao, wow.

My Aunt got pissed when I said I hate it. She was like "Have you seen it?" I replied "No..." She replied with this shitstorm "Hiw can you hate it if you've never seen it? It's a really good story and it's not just for girls. You can't say you hate something that you've never seen. It just doesn't make sense." I reply with "It mocks Vampires. Vampires are supposed to be evil creatures of the Night who drink blood to survive and not just any blood HUMAN blood. And the Werewolves are pointless. There only there as an excuse to have shirtless men in the movie. I'm wondering why the werewolves don't just tear everyone to pieces. But oh wait that would be just terrible cause then the Twilight series would end." She just looked at me like =O and I was like "Take that bitch!!"

Oh and about whether I'm going or not. No. My friend is trying to convince me to take his GF but I'm not doing. I don't care how hot she is. Unless he can promise me a make out session I'm not doing it for him.

Its not worth it.. Your eyes will bleed, you will become gay, catch on fire, then explode.

There's an entire list of violent attacks from rapid Twitards on twilightsucks.com. It ranges from throwing bricks at people's heads, stabbings, getting jumped, nearly drowning someone in a toilet, clawing people's eyes out, nearly slitting someone's throat, and many many more. Almost murder.

Here's a a article I found, taken from io9.com

"Twilight Fans Stab, Choke, And Beat Haters Into Submission
This is what happens when you create a book/movie about teens sexually suppressing themselves whilst whimpering and dry-humping their brains out. All that pent-up emotion has turned fans into violent, horny Twihards.

A message board called Twilight Sucks has been cataloging recent Twihard attacks against Antis (as they are called in the Twiverse). So what exactly is a Twihard? According to the urban dictionary:

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breathe Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true love & love at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.

In fact, there's even a list of signs that you're a Twihard, which reads like a check-list for people I'm never going to have patience with. I especially enjoy reason 10, "Whenever you hear "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne, you can't help but replacing the words with Edward is a Virgin," yeeeach.

But anyway, some "Twihards" have been lashing out at the "Antis" in violent ways and the folks over at Twilight Sucks have opened up their message boards for people to write about these terrifying Twilight attacks. The attacks range from mere slapping and teasing to a tween trying cut open another tween's throat.

Antis Getting Shot At With A Flare Gun:

Not with a gun but with a signaling rocket, today or yesterday actually (time zones) me and 3 friends (1 female 2 males) were talking about how much Twilight sucks ass and were bashing it. We were down by the fishing docks on the north strip of the island watching the fishermen unload their catch when apparently a twi-hard overheard us behind some shipping basins (for stowing fish). She apparently just got off her fathers boat, and had a whole bunch of equipment. Including a red Orion single shot/use hand-held rocket flare (you know those tubes that you are suppose to hit the bottom and the rocket flies out? anyways she overheard us talking and pulled out this flare, from her basket of stuff. The last thing I herd was the cap flying off the front. With a loud psshhh sound my friend yelped and dropped to the ground. The flre bounced off him and flew to the ground. We kicked the flare away, just then the parachute popped out and a bright red light nerly blinded all of us. Four fishermen ran over to help, one saw everything and restrained the twi-hard (who was kicking and screaming). My friends left arm was sizzling where the rocket moter had burned him (thankfully not the para-flare or it would have been much worse). One of the fishermen shoved all of us in his pickup truck and drove us to the local hospital where my friend is still unable to completely use his left arm. The girl is being held on $50,000 bail for attempted murder with a deadly weapon. We plan to go to court in a week with all of us as witnesses.

Twihards Jump A Student:

Our school journalism team makes a monthly magazine with various topics. The newest issue came out today and featured two opposing views of Breaking Dawn. Curious, I read them over. The Breaking Dawn supporter rambled on about how the series' ending left her breathless...The writer [of the anti Breaking Dawn side] called Breaking Dawn a literary piece of trash.

Then the fantards came, they were fairly pissed after reading the anti article. On my way out of last period, there was a big crowd around the lunch room. I'm sure you can guess what happened....Three twitards were beating the hell out of the anti article writer. While calling her a bitch, one actually screamed "HOW DARE YOU INSULT STEPHENIE'S WRITING!"...

Anyway, Justice has been served, to some extent. After I left school on Friday, the three girls were taken to a juvenile facility, and are currently serving suspension, though I'm not sure how long it is. The girl who wrote the article said she was doing fine, she had to get a few stitches above her eyebrow and her lip was split...

She Beat Me With A Bat:

Alright, so a couple days ago, I was just sitting outside of the school parking lot...But then, a girl came walking up past me and I saw the first Twilight book clutched deeply to her chest... Being me, I gave a slightly disgusted look at the novel and she immediately noticed this, and whipped around and smiled at me.She said, "So, you're looking at this, right? Isn't Twilight the best? Of course you have read it, right? I mean, who hasn't!"... I replied back, "I read half of the first book, but didn't like it so I stopped. Didn't really faze me or anything." Then, all of a sudden, she just started bitching at me about how my opinion doesn't matter, that I'm stupid, and how I was just jealous of Bella because Edward would never want me because I'm weird. Then she said one last thing that made me uneasy.

"I'll get you, bitch. Just you wait."

[Fast Forward to the girl getting beaten with a bat at a WalMart by the same girl and her friends]

There was the girl, standing close behind me with a baseball bat in hand... one of her friend's grabbed me by the hand (she's heavy-set) and tried throwing me down towards the floor. Of course I was struggling, so instead of being thrown to the floor, I was pushed against the shelves, still having a firm grip on me...Then it all finally stopped as the manager and a co-worker pushed them off of me, with Megan and Tamara rushing besides me. I now have bruises all over my stomach and a couple on my arm. My hand is so bruised and purple I have to wear a cast because it's so sensitive, now.

Attempted Throat Slitting:

OK, I don't hate Twilight. But I'm not in love with it either. Heres what happened. At lunch today every single girl at the table is talking about Twilight. I try to tell them about the crazed fan girl attacks that have been going on lately (which is making me dislike the series more and more). One of the girls actually tried to talk some sense into ME! She tried to explain that the Fan girls were just angry. And I said, "If people who don't like Twilight, get on obsessed fan girls nerves that much Twilight should be destroyed!" Some of the girls at my table understood. Some got really pissed. One of the girls marched off steaming. I thought I had made my point. But of course in Algebra I went to go sharpen my pencil, and that girl who marched off was in my class. she came up behind me and tried to slit my throat with a shank! She screamed "How dare you say Twilight should be destroyed!" Now, I had to do something. So I took my pencil out of the sharpener and stabbed her in the side (thank god i had already sharpened my pencil or she wouldn't have felt the stab). She lost concentration for a second or two, so she could look at the pencil sticking out of her. Without such a strong grasp, i was able to break free. By now students were restraining her as she kicked and screamed. She was expelled, but I got after school detention for defending myself (our principal is a ass)! If you were about to die, Would you fight back? So I'm talking over the detention with my idiot principal, back to the matter at hand, Has the world gone mad? Its a book! Nobody should obsess like that. I mean god! She tried to kill me! Because I said that the fan girls are really hurting people? That just proves my point.

There's a whole list of Twihard attacks that deal with choking, chair throwing and one particularly scary incident where someone throwing acid on another person during chem class - but that's almost too out there to believe. In fact, some of these stories sound a little fanficish but I'm willing to bet 60% of them are real. Plus these Twihards are pretty demented - so it wouldn't really surprise me if Summit started peddling Twilight shivs for the true fans."

FUCK TWILIGHT.

Well the third is getting REALLY good reviews which is making me want to see it hehe

Oh dear god.......

god damn twilight >_>

I'm so glad my girlfriend isn't a fan of this shit. Lucky me.

I LIED I AM REALLY A TWIHARD!!!!! I SAW THIS MMOVIE AND I LOVEED IT EDWARD AND BELLA <33333333333

KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!

David Slade is a really good director. The first two were terrible though.

This is why I stay far as hell away from these movies.

What. The. Fuck. Good god man. I used to be a goth back in the day but wow I never went to those extremes. I just had long hair and wore some black. But jesus I never fucking wore contacts and fangs and dumbass wolf tails. Bout the only thing that came close was probably a spiked wristband. Those kids need some fucking help.

Here is how the Twilight series should end...

Edward, Jacob and Bella are standing around in a forest and there talking and all that gay shit but then dozens of zombies attack the group and they all run. But Jacob is grabbed and his arms are ripped off. Then one grabs his head and rips it clean off. Then the other two run into there gay little town and they see people being ripped apart and they go to Bellas and she sees her parents getting fucking destroyed by the zombies. Then Edward is devoured. I mean his guts are just ripped right out of his body and he dies. Then the zombies are like "no you get to live with it" then the screen flashes to 20 years later. And shes in a mental asylum and shes sitting there in a pool of her own shit and piss eating her fingers thinking about that night. Then as she eats her own fingers a zombie reaches up from the ground and devours her also.

So yeah its pretty much an hour and a half of them getting devoured by zombies. and the whole time im like
I would see that movie multiple times